"And now, young girls also, they learn from it, and I really hope young men can learn from it. Even more than the girls, the men really need to learn from it. Because everyone’s focusing on the women, but the problem isn’t the women."

Rihanna (via gauntlet) (via abbyjean) (via apsies)

YES!

People say it's a sign of sexual frustration if you peel the label off a beer bottle at a party, but I think the real sign is if you whip your dick out at a party and start beating off relentlessly in front of everyone.

awkwardlyawesome:

completelynormal:

(via naturalmachine)

Yeeeep.

"I let my emotions get the best of me. I care too much, I guess. I was thinking with my lady parts. I was walking and I felt something icky! I thought there was gonna be chocolate. I don’t even reMEMber! I’m wearing a new bra, and it closes in the front, so it popped open and threw me off. I just want to have babies! Are you single?! I’m just going through a thing right now. I guess when my life is incomplete I wanna shoot someone. This would NOT happen if I had a PENIS! What? Bitches be crazy. I’m good at tolerating pain, I’m bad at math. And… I’m stupid."

Leslie Knope of Parks and Recreation trying to convince the park ranger she shot her boss, on the basis that she’s a woman. (via thewordunheard) (via claudia) (via asie) (via apsies)

I loved this. Such good delivery.

apsies:

fuckyeahtvpicspam:

CAMERON; There’s a fish, in nature that swims around with its babies in its mouth. That fish would look at Mitchell’s relationship with his mother and say, “That’s messed up!”

Modern Family 1.04 - “The Incident”
(via heartwarming : cheia)

apsies:

fuckyeahtvpicspam:

CAMERON; There’s a fish, in nature that swims around with its babies in its mouth. That fish would look at Mitchell’s relationship with his mother and say, “That’s messed up!”

Modern Family 1.04 - “The Incident”

(via heartwarming : cheia)

Waiting for people to get their packages.

I HAVE NO PATIENCE!

To follow that up, some help.

I felt like I needed to make sure that there were resources following that last post.

If you, or someone you know, may be in an abusive or unhealthy relationship it is important to know that you are not alone!

If someone is taking power and control away from you, or exterting power and control over you it is not okay, it is not your fault, and I believe you.

If you want/need to talk to somebody, about yourself or someone you care about, please call any of the following hotlines:

National Domestic Violence Hotline:
1−800−799−SAFE(7233) or TTY 1−800−787−3224.
http://www.ndvh.org/

RAINN (Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network) Hotline:
1-800-656-4673 (HOPE)
http://www.rainn.org/

National Teen Dating Abuse Holtine:
1-866-331-9474
| 1-866-331-8453 TTY
http://www.loveisrespect.org/

Please reach out and get the support you need. You are not alone.

I'm really sorry, Internet, but...

I HATE Twilight. It is a movie about abusive relationships. 100%. It is in exact opposition to all that I work for, live for, believe in, and stand up against. It is the exact example we give to students in high schools about warning sings to watch for abuse.

HE FUCKING TELLS HER HE WILL KILL HER. Bleh.

I wish I had the book in front of me right now, because there is this passage where they are in his room and he is wrestling with her and the author describes his arms as “a cage of steel” or some shit and then she tells him to stop and says he’s hurting her and expresses that she is scared and he keeps doing what he is doing until, UNTIL SOMEONE WALKS IN, which is when he quickly positions her on his lap and she says something like, “as if nothing was happening.”

Not to mention that he stalks her. STALKS HER AND WATCHES HER SLEEP and the book turns it into this romanticized version of love or commitment or some shit. It’s not. IT’S A FUCKING WARNING SIGN!

Also, I hear that in the second, third whatever many books that he starts trying to control who she hangs around.

Yeah. Let that sink in.

I fucking hate Twilight.

(Let the internet bashing begin.)

Some bands want to pay their bills and raise their families with their music.

themattsmith:

You know, like a CAREER.

Not everyone wants to live like Fugazi, and to begrudge them that is childish.

 For the Bubbs. What’s your take on this, honey?

WTF tumblr?

drintelmann:

Tumbiliarty is really just pissing me off. The more that I write my own content the worse my tumbiliarity is.

I don’t get it but I guess you guys like rewarding sheep. baaaah (name the movie)

 OMG! Can’t Hardly Wait! Right? That’s the answer?

THAT IS THE BEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME! There are so many good quotes that I can’t even pick one to post because I can’t narrow it down! In high school my best friend and I would make cookies, eat the dough raw and watch this movie the night before band competitions. (Go on, judge me, but while I was getting under the blanket hand jobs on the dark bus in my boy/girl extra-curricular activity you were in the locker room smacking butts of your same gender. Just sayin’.)

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